The least stealthy ninja
Ni Hao Ninja
An ancient ninja cat with a 200-year-old beard and absolutely zero stealth skills.
- Years of training
- 200
- Secret techniques
- 47
- Stealth skills
- 0
The lore
The mustache incident
Ni Hao Ninja trained in the mountains for 200 years. He mastered the katana, learned 47 secret techniques, and grew the longest beard in the village.
His first mission failed because he tripped over his own mustache. Now he’s hiding on Pump.fun.